I’m still successful at keeping my bad habit at bay. No nail biting for this girl! Only pretty polished nails here. But I think I may have picked up another bad habit along the way though.

Hi, my name is Jamie and I’m a nail polish addict.

I’ve been changing polish at least once a week, if not more. I have to hit the beauty aisle at every store I’m in to see if there is any polish I need to add to my collection. I’m running out of polish remover at an alarming rate. (You would think I’d be better at neatly painting my own nails though).

Yesterday at Sephora I bought three new colors. Sephora by OPI has the BEST colors and even BETTER names. I mean I can’t turn down a silvery grey that is also called The Queen of Everything. It was practically MADE FOR ME with that name. Or the pretty burgundy chocolately color, Caffeine Fix. Or glittery black called Never Enough Shoes. Because really, a girl can’t have enough shoes. PREACH, OPI.

Before I knew it, I was walking out the door after spending near $30 on nail polish alone.

(Let’s not do the math when you add in my new foundation, eyeliner or the Diorshow Iconic mascara I got which is AMAZING)

(All were incredibly necessary purchases so GET OFF ME)

But a nail polish habit is better than like a crack habit so that’s good, right? Unless they make crack flavored nail polish that is really pretty and has a great name because then I’d be fucked.

Being pretty and girly is expensive, dude.

P.S. Stay tuned for the post where I finally learn how to put on eyeliner unless my sister kills me first because I keep freaking out that I’m going to stab myself in the eye and she really DOES stab me in the eye to prove a point.

I have this theory.

I think most people are either a Friends kinda person or a Seinfeld kinda person.

Personally, I think Friends is the greatest show ever. I really doubt I could get sick of it. My sister has somehow managed to acquire the whole series so I’m waiting for her to burn everything for me because dude, 10 seasons? That shit is expensive. But I need it.

Anyway, I think it’s hilarious and can’t get enough. But I’ve met people who HATE Friends and think it’s not funny in the slightest.

And a lot of those people are all about Seinfeld. But I just don’t think Seinfeld is funny.

Where do you stand on this Very Important Issue?

OR

P.S. Friends is obviously the right answer here.
P.P.S. But I mean, I guess we can still be friends if you like Seinfeld.
P.P.P.S. Or if you don’t like either, you might not have a soul or sense of humor. Period.
P.P.P.P.S. Except Maggie because she is awesome and definitely is not soul-less. And we both find humor in watching baby hookers in go go boots named Tootie or Toddlers & Tiaras as some might call it.