I have this theory.

I think most people are either a Friends kinda person or a Seinfeld kinda person.

Personally, I think Friends is the greatest show ever. I really doubt I could get sick of it. My sister has somehow managed to acquire the whole series so I’m waiting for her to burn everything for me because dude, 10 seasons? That shit is expensive. But I need it.

Anyway, I think it’s hilarious and can’t get enough. But I’ve met people who HATE Friends and think it’s not funny in the slightest.

And a lot of those people are all about Seinfeld. But I just don’t think Seinfeld is funny.

Where do you stand on this Very Important Issue?

OR

P.S. Friends is obviously the right answer here.
P.P.S. But I mean, I guess we can still be friends if you like Seinfeld.
P.P.P.S. Or if you don’t like either, you might not have a soul or sense of humor. Period.
P.P.P.P.S. Except Maggie because she is awesome and definitely is not soul-less. And we both find humor in watching baby hookers in go go boots named Tootie or Toddlers & Tiaras as some might call it.

Here’s the thing about me. Once I get started with something, I need to know how it ends. Particularly with books and shows. I hate waiting to find out what happens.

This usually causes me to hole up in my room away from the world and internets until I finish whatever it is. Especially now that I’m looking for work, I spend a lot of time home sending resumes and emails. But basically, I have a lot of free time so get sucked into a new series or show.

You all may remember my reluctance to start reading Twilight then I read them all in three days. Because I just needed to know OMG did they finally just do it already?! Then I proceeded to push those books on many of you and got you all hooked.

Then there was Desperate Housewives. I know, kind of random, right? But you see, when you are unemployed such as myself and there is a show you have never seen that is on every day for two hours, it’s hard not to get sucked in. Plus, it’s on Lifetime and we all know my weakness when it comes to that goddamn channel. But yeah, so there was an episode last week that ends all, “5 years later…” and then the next day instead of picking up there, the whole series STARTS ALL OVER. And I’m like dude, where is Mike? And why does Gaby have two kids? And totally not surprised the twins are practically little felons.

I JUST NEED ANSWERS.

And don’t even get me started on the Sookie Stackhouse books*. Just don’t. These are the books that True Blood is based off of. Yeah, I flew through all of 8 or 9 of those in like a week and a half. Now I’m done with all the books that are out and I’m all WTF?! NEED MORE ERIC! and everyone is like “oh, the next book is out in October, it’s cool”.

OCTOBER? ARE YOU KIDDING ME!? THAT IS LIKE 3 MILLION YEARS AWAY AND DEFINITELY NOT COOL. WANT ERIC NOW.

After I read the books I decided I needed to see the show. I’ve caught a few episodes randomly but I needed to see everything from the beginning. Then I downloaded season one and finished in like a day and a half. Right now, I’m downloading episodes 3 and 4 of season two and I’m practically staring at Azureus watching the seconds pass because it is JUST NOT MOVING FAST ENOUGH.

So yeah, I might have a touch of an addictive personality. But I just can’t help it, I love a story and knowing what happens.

I’m now looking for what I will start once I finish True Blood. I think it will be How I Met Your Mother.

* Read them. Do it. Charlaine Harris. Trust me, you’ll love me and hate me for recommending them but just do it.

I didn’t even know he was going to be on but he made an appearance and hi, I love him so here are his skits.

Oh yeah and Beyonce is in one. She is annoying as shit but the skit was good. Sorry Ben and Chris, don’t hate me. Paul Rudd too, but I don’t hate him. He is adorable.

Last Wednesday was the finale of Project Runway. Two of my favorites from day one made it to Bryant Park: Leann and Korto. Kenley should have been gone awhile ago and not only because she was incredibly defensive and bitchy. If we played the Kenley drinking game this season we all would have been terribly wasted every Wednesday night. But her crappy attitude is besides the point!

Let’s talk Bryant Park – the line up was Kenly, Korto and rounding them up, Leann. Tim Gunn filled in as guest judge last minute for Jennifer Lopez, who pulled out because of a “foot injury” but still managed to compete in a triathalon two days later. Gunn makes it work far better than J-Lo anyway. Kenley realizes she probably should not have been such a raging bitch when she hears that news.

Kenley’s collection was fun. It was very Kenley. Her shapes and loud prints. She did have some major rip offs like this look from Balenciaga (photo from MyItThings) and her wedding dress looking a bit too similar to an Alexander McQueen. As a designer you should really pay attention to what else is going on in the fashion world. I mean, really! Major fashion designers would never be able to get away with “I don’t know” as a response to their piece looking like another designer’s! Either she is really clueless or knows exactly what they are talking about and straight up copied. I’m leaning toward the later. I find it hard to believe she just doesn’t know about what else other designers are doing. You can view all of Kenley’s collection here.

Everyone knows I have been pulling for Leanne since the beginning. I absolutely adored her collection. I loved it. From the choice of music down to the clothes. She has skirts, pants, dresses too so there was versatility. Her collection was structured yet fluid, literally had movement and very cohesive. I still cannot get over the wedding dress. I think it was amazing! All of Leanne’s collection can be be found here.

Korto’s collection was very solid. Vibrant bright colors and strong pieces. Some of them were a little too overworked though. She did have some really great looks though and for awhile I really thought it was a tossup between her and Leanne. You can check out Korto’s whole collection here.

In the end, Leanne came out victorious and rightly so!

Stay turned until tomorrow for a special, ultra exclusive Project Runway treat!

Amy Poehler is amazing. It would have been more amazing if Palin did it herself though. But really, I laughed so hard. A great Weekend Update!

ETA: I suppose I should add the opening sketch as well because I love me some Tina Fey!

Tina Fey came back to reprise her role as an even better Sarah Palin than Sarah Palin. First, we had her meeting with Hilary and now we have her interview with Katie Couric. Here is the real interview if you missed it.

Amazing.

What the FUCK was on Jerell’s head?!

This thought was followed closely by Joe and Suede’s hideous designs for a twenty something.

How in the world did half of these designers get this far?

And why did they not send Jerell home for that thing on his head?

He looks like he is going to go frolic with some gnomes and elves in the Forbidden Forest.

Tina Fey made an amazing guest appearance last night on Saturday Night Live as Sarah Palin. She has Palin on lock.

Love it!

Until I can get this video to embed, click on the link below!

Palin and Clinton

Thoughts?

I missed the first 15 minutes of this weeks episode and turned on just in time to see little Hannah get pounced on for being racist. Like Mikey said in the comments, she just doesn’t realize what she is saying. The little bumpkin needs to realize this isn’t Alaska anymore and people are very different from what she is use to.

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Then there was posing challenge with feet behind the heads and purses all up in the va-jay-jay. These girls need to open up a damn magazine and see how real models pose because seriously? Just..seriously??

Let’s get on to the photoshoot!

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The television line up.

Duh.

I’m pretty low maintance. I’m pretty happy with some snacks, good shows and some cuddling. Boyfriend’s the same way so we definitely have our ’shows’ and tv nights. One of my favorites is Wednesdays for obvious reasons, Project Runway and ANTM. Now it’s fall and all the good shows are starting again, how do you pick what to watch and watch to DVR?!

Decisions, decisions.

Shows I’m looking forward to this fall (besides my current regulars, of course):

Everyone knows I am obsessed with this Grey’s Anatomy. It’s gone downhill, yes, but I cannot pull myself away.

One of my newest shows. Dirty Sexy Money. Love it.

Entourage started Sunday. Yay!

Fringe actually is a new show. I’m not even going to lie, I’m all about some Pacey Witter and he’s the reason I’ll be watching. Thanks.

There is more, so so much more but these are just a few. Need a full lineup of what’s on what network at what time? I got you covered.

What is on your must see tv fall line up?