What?

I bet you never thought you would hear anyone ever say that.

But wait, hear read me out. Let’s forget about the vagina flashing, sex tapes, and general stupidity for a second.

You all know I’m one of those weird people who love their pet more than people because really, let’s face it, people suck. A lot. So when I came across this on my favorite trashy celeb super informative and credible news site, I decided Paris Hilton knows whats up.

That, my friends, is her dogs’ house.

Complete with a chandelier, air conditioner/heater, wardrobe and staircase. You can see the rest of the photos here.

It’s offical. Paris Hilton’s dogs live better than me and most people in the world.

FML

(Not gonna lie, if I were rich and famous for no reason and had tons of money, I’d buy Edie one. My pup would be living in style: Chewy Vuitton, Bark Jacobs and Chewnel. For serious.)