Usually if someone says something I don’t like, I have witty comebacks. I bet you didn’t know that.

Here is a few examples:

Person: Hey Jamie, you look tired today.

Me: Your face looks tired today.

or

Person: Be careful driving home.

Me:  YOU be careful.

Person: But I’m not going anywhere ….

See what I did there? Obviously, I have the humor of a 12 year old. I’m easily amused and think I’m fucking hilarious. Whatever.

ANYWAY!

While browsing my favorite celeb gossip site reading a post about Britney, I came across someone who decided to talk shit. We all know this is just wrong because hi, Britney is amazing.

Anyway, someone commented back to them with:

“I’m going to crucio your fucking ugly ass.”

If you aren’t familiar with Harry Potter, this probably means nothing to you. But if you are, you know how amazing this is.

Next time someone decides to act up -

CRUCIO.

I love it.

P.S. I’m so excited for Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince. I’m hopefully going to see it tomorrow!
P.P.S. You now know exactly how big of a geek I am by this post. Throwing out fictional curses as witty retorts.
P.P.P.S. Shut your laughing face.
P.P.P.P.S. CRUCIO.

It took me 22 years to get to Disney World. My mom wasn’t big on Mickey. Luckily, my boyfriend’s family was! We went and it was seriously the best vacation I ever went on. This is probably because I am such a little kid at heart. I don’t want to grow up, unless I can be a princess when I get there. I don’t care how ridiculous this sounds, but Disney is like a completely different world. It just feels like magic. I’m so serious. We went again the this year and it was just amazing. I loved and can’t wait to go back again.

Imagine my surprise when a few months ago I read they are making a The Wizarding World of Harry Potter in Universal Studios: Island of Adventure. Could Florida be anymore perfect?! I should move there right now! Harry Potter and princesses forever!

Haha, okay but really. I’m a total Harry Potter geek and I don’t really care what people think about that. I go to midnight releases for the books and movies. I usually end up finding a million things wrong with the movies because “it’s just not how I pictured it” but I still have to go see them. (BTW, Helena Bonham Carter as Bellatrix = so freaking fierce and perfect!) I cried when I read the last two books. I’ve read each of them a million times and know them in and out. Then I find out they are making a Hogwarts and Forbidden Forest in my new favorite place in world? Good lord, are you trying to take all of my money, Florida?

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I read yesterday that is suppose to open around this time next year. William promised he would indulge me and we would go. I will definitely be there in all my geeky glory, wandering around wide eyed, hoping and wishing to be sorted in to Ravenclaw.

I’m pretty sure you are all going to stop reading, because you now know what a nerd I am!!