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texts from last night: the book and the giveaway

January 27, 2010 | amazing things, books, giveaway

I know another one, right? Well it’s just that awesome and now you have even more chances to win a copy of your own and trust me you want one.

We’ve all had our moments where we have to wake up and check our outbox to see what exactly happened last night. I may or may not have had one of those nights after my whirlwind 26 hour Vegas trip…

But that is besides the point.

Texts From Last Night is probably one of the best and most hilarious ideas ever. Bored? Bummed? Has it been way too long of a day? Need a pick me up to send a friend? Texts From Last Night: All The Texts No One Remembers Sending will be your best friend. Not to mention when you are spending way too long doing your hair and someone is waiting for and pretty close to leaving without you, this right here can be the perfect coffee table book that distracts them!

If that hasn’t convinced you that this book is awesome here are a few of my favorites from the book that I got to preview:

(510): The party tonight has no theme but I’ve decided to go as a home wrecker.

(410): my mouth tastes like poor choices

(917): I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.

(206): how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i’m wasted? what is this phenomenon?

Right? RIGHT?!

Okay, so right about now I’m sure you’re wishing you had a copy of your own and luckily for you, I’m giving a copy away to one reader!

To enter:

Go to textsfromlastnight.com and pick one of your favorite texts.

Comment back here with it.

Tweet or blog about this contest for extra entries and comment again with the link.

Do this by Monday February 1st and you’re in!

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(313):

Already got asked if we’re dating

I like that one because it sounds like something that I would text …lol

Looks like a great book!

Oh goodness, i only get one favorite?

(980):
How do I recover from singing “your body is a wonderland” on his voicemail?

I can’t tell you how many hours I’ve wasted on this site lol

here’s my tweet: http://twitter.com/Ohmygoshi/status/8301940102

“Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.”

Favorite I’ve found so far. Made me laugh out loud very loudly, alone in my office.

(813):

y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you’re going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.

That site is amazing. I am DETERMINED to win this book, thus I’m entering every giveaway.

If I don’t finish packing, I am blaming you because now I’m reading through that site.

I like this one:

“(904):

I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.”

That seems about right.

….and here’s my tweet! http://twitter.com/ashalahblogs/statuses/8303525102

Also, I just tweeted about your giveaway:

http://twitter.com/linds281

(330):

I don’t know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.

hilarious!

(215):

You stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could ’set it free’. We found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.

I neeeeed this book.

Oh man, amazing. I’m dying to read this book. My all-time favorite TFLN:

“you tried to order a margarita mcflurry and when they said they didn’t make those you tried to call 911.”

The first time I read that one, I emailed it to all my friends and was like, “dude, we need to get exactly THIS drunk tonight!”

I’m like a 14 year old boy again!:

(609):

I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there…
(1-609):

and?
(609):

RIP clitoris

Wow – my generation drunk dialed but thankfully answering machines usually recorded over them after they were heard. But the ability to ramble in text and have it saved for every one to see? Gah!

It was so hard to pick just one!

(401):
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?

Hahaha. I love the site!

My fave: http://textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-1674.html

lol My friend steered me to TFLN months ago and I’m in love. I check it several times a day. That, along with fmylife.com and notalwaysright.com. Fun fun!

619
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there’s nothing wrong with it

(980)
How do I recover from singing ‘your body is a wonderland’ on his voicemail?

Awesome!

if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i’m gonna f*** it.

I love this site!! I look at it nearly every day!

A few I liked are:

(919):
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.

(541):
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests

I go on there daily
I like
847):
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Hehe

and
(302):
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life

(902):
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there’s cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..

Hahaha. Fantastic.

Wanttt!!! I meant to enter on Free and Flawed’s blog, but I wasn’t able to! Oh noes!

Here’s my tweet:
http://twitter.com/HaleyFaye/status/8336794630

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I love
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
I wish I could be in that class!

Hilarious! This one is funny-

“finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.”

I tweeted http://twitter.com/jjak2003/statuses/8339398876

#224 finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders thought you should know

(847):
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out

definitley this one,

(519): and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered “Simba”

lmao.

(321) People are Starting to Question the Shark Bite Story
- Sounds like a story I would like to hear!

I tweeted this giveaway at http://twitter.com/JCHARRIES/status/8372438824

I think I have to go with this one:

When we woke up, I asked if we could play “what does your name rhyme with”…..he said ‘bave’ thank god it was easy.

Couldn’t stop laughing when I saw that.

(601):

they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.

… Yeah, I used to live in that area code…

“birth control should be required to get into college”

HA! this is so true…

This one is crazy awkward!
(303):

I just spread your mom’s ashes with my new girlfriend. I wouldve waited for you to fly home but she was uncomfortable in the house with her remains there. I’ll mail you the urn since u handpainted it.
(510):

YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ALREADY!?! WTF WE JUST HAD HER FUNERAL 3 WEEKS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags.

(612):
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.

i love toast.

There are some hilarious texts on there but most have some pretty bad language but I found this one that made me laugh out loud…

“Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.”

Love this!
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. “The words are getting blurry but I think we’re really bonding.”

(205):
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?

This is so bad….”Let’s create a 16 and pregnant drinking game”.

(204):
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?

(1-204):
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?

(204):
I just feel like it’s time to start counting wednesdays as well…

Thanks. I love this site.

“At what point did I eat out of your mouth?”

This is would be wierd even if you knew what happened.

LOL….
(614):

she said she’d get any tattoo I wanted … so she’s getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I’m the Einstein of doggy style

(615):
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you’d want to know.

tweet: http://twitter.com/slowclublover/status/8462589146

Texts from Last Night is one of my favorite websites! I have sooo many favorites…one of them being..
(781):
i’m surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i’m bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.

hehe!
Amanda Barnes
amandakbarnes90@gmail dot com

He just fed my chickens on Farmville…is that his way of saying thanks for the sex.

OMG, they’re all hilarious!
A favorite of mine:

so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.

HAAA!

I love checking out the website, so this book is a perfect coffee table book! A current favorite:
(614):
she said she’d get any tattoo I wanted … so she’s getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I’m the Einstein of doggy style

Is it bad that I think a crossword puzzle is a neat tattoo?? haha

Endless laughs on that site! My favorite is

(215):
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers

hahaha

I loved -

(248):

I’m eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It’s like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.

I’m eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.

HAHAHAHA!

(718)
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.

SWEET LORD.

TFLN is, BY FAR, my favorite website ever.

(612):

I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical

I had to choose this one because I was just talking about how awful this movies was:

(609):
You watched “From Justin to Kelly” and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn’t know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.

This one by far is my favorite

(612):

no, i’m not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.

Tweeted

http://twitter.com/parkerozgood/status/8514240868

I like:

I opened my browser to a doctor page titled “serious pain under left side of ribcage”. Last night must have been healthy.

(203): I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said “remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother.” What the hell did you do to me last night?

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