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I’m pretty sure fan girls don’t say fuck

November 18, 2009 | Edward Cullen ilu, Twilight, celebrities

It is pretty obvious that I’m a big Twilight geek. I just can’t help it.

Those of you who have read it know that it is like crack. Moody, glittery vampire crack that I distributed and pushed on you all. My own copy has made some rounds and converted quite a few here in Chicago.

And to those of you who scoff and say you don’t like angsty teen vampire novels, I was the same way. NOW LOOK AT ME.

Then when you add RPattz to the picture? I’m done for.

So when Katelin got to meet and interview the cast, I pretty much was freaking out all weekend for her with each text I received and that led to this brief conversation with my sister (ignore the mural part, that was a response to a previous question).

Obviously sad pathetic fan girls don’t say fuck.

Only awesome ones do.

P.S. “Jamie in Chicago” from this video interview with him is me. RPattz knows I exist.This clearly means I’m better than you. (except for Katelin because she got to meet him)
P.P.S. And basically that we are getting married.
P.P.P.S. Registered at Pottery Barn, what up.
P.P.P.P.S. Haters to the mother fucking left.
P.P.P.P.P.S. This is probably the most ridiculous post I have ever written.

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You crack my shit up, and I don’t even like vampires

Haters to the mother fucking left is right. Not that I have any idea what you’re talking about, because I haven’t read or seen any of the Twilightness. But… you rule nonetheless.

So, I was totally True Blood is hard core vampires, and what the heck are these glittery teen vampires doing?! Then I was home sick, broke down and read the first Twilight book. A ridiculously short amount of time later I had read all of them, and was obsessed.

I’m going to the midnight showing of New Moon tomorrow night! Squee.

Jamie Reply:
November 19th, 2009 at 6:29 pm

@Heather Rose, lucky! I have to wait until tomorrow afternoon.

not a super fan girl but definitely a fan (loved the book way more than the first movie. and first book better than the second. i’ll let you know about the third)

hook. line. sinkered. (shut up i know that’s not a real word)

xox

ridiculous, maybe, but AWESOME nonetheless.

hahahaha…. i love this post!

I can not WAIT TO SEE YOU!

lol You make me so happy it’s silly.

Still taking that in… Vampire crack, huh? That would explain it.

Fan girls definitely do not curse. Maybe you can redefine the imagine though. Become a hardcore fan girl. Because fan girls just are not hardcore enough.

Pottery Barn. Good choice. Ha. And you can write posts like this all you want. We’re all Twilight dorks somehow… I blame several bloggers for my conversion to the dark side.

And we’re registered at Pottery Barn! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Do you think Rpattz will want the gravy boat or the candelabra? Screw it, I’ll get you lovebirds both.

Jamie Reply:
November 19th, 2009 at 6:27 pm

@Meghan, I promise I won’t return your wedding gifts.

Boooooo do I really have to log in to some ATT app on Facebook to see such video evidence?

Aaaaand I did it. Aaaaand I’m glad.

Jamie Reply:
November 19th, 2009 at 6:27 pm

@Ben, wasn’t it? Practically married I tell you.

Best Post EVER. Top 10. Definitely. And for sure. Fuck Yeah.

LOL i don’t curse but this post made me laugh!

Hilarious. I love it!!!

What’s funny is that most girls get sick of a guy after a few years AT MOST, yet you think it’d somehow be better with a sparkly perma-teenage douchebag FOR ALL OF ETERNITY.

Jamie Reply:
November 19th, 2009 at 6:26 pm

@Jay, whatever. Sparkly fictional perma-teenage douche or not, the dude who plays him is hot.

I echo this entire post. I scoffed at everyone who gushed over Twilight, including my mother-in-law. And then one day I was stranded in Salt Lake, having missed my flight and ventured into a bookstore and bought the fucking book already.

And then my life began.

Okay, so that’s a little melodramatic, but I finally *got* it. So now I’m also a fan girl who says fuck and it seems as though we’re going to have to convert Mr. Pattison to Mormonism because I’m pretty sure I’m going marry him. Even though I’m already married.

um love it all! love you! love rpatz and you are totally jamie from chicago. i swear i said your name like 4 times at least. you’re basically best friends with them already

hahaha. haters to the motherfucking left.

you rule.

I love you and all your awesomeness!

I’ll give you credit. I watched twilight for the first time this weekend and I finally get how dreamy rob pattinson (your future hubby) is. Congrats

HELLS YEAH.

fangirls UNITE!

Jamie Reply:
November 20th, 2009 at 8:05 pm

@tia, I knew you of all people would understand!

OMG so true haters to the left. I still tell whoever who wants to listen that Rpattz is my dreamboat. what. :p

So! I still have your copy and I totally failed at e-mailing you my “OMGS, what the fuck did I just read?!” thoughts. BUT! Hilarious. Amazing. Though I think I’ll be an HP fangirl before I jump ship to Twilight…even if Robert Pattinson is so dreamy. So. So. Dreamy.

Jamie Reply:
November 20th, 2009 at 8:05 pm

@Monica, I’m a HP fangirl first and foremost. HP always!

Hilarious.

P.P.P.P.P.P.S. Don’t hate me, but I thought the movie was a bit ridiculous.

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