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the one where I outgeek myself

July 15, 2009 | Harry Potter

Usually if someone says something I don’t like, I have witty comebacks. I bet you didn’t know that.

Here is a few examples:

Person: Hey Jamie, you look tired today.

Me: Your face looks tired today.

or

Person: Be careful driving home.

Me: YOU be careful.

Person: But I’m not going anywhere ….

See what I did there? Obviously, I have the humor of a 12 year old. I’m easily amused and think I’m fucking hilarious. Whatever.

ANYWAY!

While browsing my favorite celeb gossip site reading a post about Britney, I came across someone who decided to talk shit. We all know this is just wrong because hi, Britney is amazing.

Anyway, someone commented back to them with:

“I’m going to crucio your fucking ugly ass.”

If you aren’t familiar with Harry Potter, this probably means nothing to you. But if you are, you know how amazing this is.

Next time someone decides to act up -

CRUCIO.

I love it.

P.S. I’m so excited for Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince. I’m hopefully going to see it tomorrow!
P.P.S. You now know exactly how big of a geek I am by this post. Throwing out fictional curses as witty retorts.
P.P.P.S. Shut your laughing face.
P.P.P.P.S. CRUCIO.

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True story: you and I are the same person. @angilio can vouch for me that all I ever say is “No you are ____”. I’ve also said way to many Harry Potter that go over her head (she’s a muggle at heart).
I have a very corny sense of humor. I once told a guy at a tweetup that was talking about a 401K that my 802K is pretty awesome.

Slap an L on my forehead and call me a loser but I think our humor is amazing.
.-= lovesfool´s last blog ..Hey you… =-.

CRUCIO. YES. i am so using that today. and i have to wait until monday to see HP… sad day! enjoy it!!
.-= cavy´s last blog ..wicked, wine, and what’s going on? =-.

“Your face looks tired.” Hahahah! I love it! May even use it if ya don’t mind.

I LOVED Harry Potter! I think you’ll like it too.
.-= Marie´s last blog ..Say it, Mean it =-.

Brilliant!
.-= Miss Dallas´s last blog ..Three months, eight pounds =-.

Now that’s a magical comeback! Love it! I can’t wait to hear what you think of Harry Potter!
.-= Erin´s last blog ..The Cost of Harry Potter =-.

haha i always pull the “you something something” or “your mom.” yeah, i don’t care that it’s old and stupid. it usually ends up in laughs.

but also, YAY HP! i’m going Friday, i hope!
.-= Amy´s last blog ..second shooting =-.

Achoo is taking me tonight! 8pm! I’m very excited.

And don’t worry, my comebacks usually go like this:

Someone: Jersey, you suck.
Me: Oh yeah… well…. yeah… no!
.-= Jersey´s last blog ..New Plan: =-.

You are adorable. I went last night but I’m not a huge HP fan so it didn’t make me nerdgasm. Which is probably a good thing.
.-= Ben´s last blog ..Puppies, mormons, nudity and a chase =-.

I love crucio, it’s better than avada kedavra-ing annoying people!:)
.-= andhari´s last blog ..I’m a good crackberry junkie! =-.

I am excited about HP too! But not enough to brave the crowds. I think I’ll hold off for a couple weeks.
.-= Jess´s last blog ..Do I WANT to meet these people? =-.

I’m am forever thinking Harry Potter things in my head to use in everyday conversation, but I am too scared to actually use them.

Hahahahaha! I LOVE it!!!

ps it just took me about an hour to get into your site to comment on these last two posts of yours. I hate my internet connection and laptop sometimes…
.-= Paula´s last blog ..PAVEMENT RAGE . . . =-.

I often throw back the same remarks, especially “oh ya? well your face…” Ha.
.-= MinD´s last blog ..Bonne anniversaire! =-.

I think the point of this post is to let us all know that it’s ok to be geeky because Jamie is cooler than we are, and she is geeky.
.-= nicopolitan´s last blog ..Asian Poses =-.

Haha that’s brilliant.

If they walk off you could just yell, “I’m not done with you yet! ACCIO!”
.-= Nicole´s last blog ..My Bad. =-.

I am convinced by this post that we are very much alike. I use the word face as part of my comebacks on a daily basis, and lately I’ve taken to saying “Accio M&M’s” when I want something. (I just used M&M’s as an example because really, who doesn’t want M&M’s?) I love HP! Geeks forev.
.-= Jen´s last blog ..Wise Words =-.

In high school, my friend and I came up with the best comeback ever.

Them: You suck.
Us: Well, at least we don’t suck.

It stumps people every time.
.-= LovelyAnomaly´s last blog ..Little Black Shoes, The Sequel =-.

Bloody brilliant!

This is the first post I’ve ever read of yours but I think I love you already. Accio!
.-= Phronk´s last blog ..Children of the Corn =-.

Haha, my friends and I have pathetic funny comebacks too and it’s no fun when people don’t get it or play along.

Have fun seeing the movie! I can’t wait until it comes out…I wish I could see it now in the theatres but there’s only a few theatres that have scheduled open-captioned movies and HP’s not open-captioned this week or anytime soon.
.-= steph anne´s last blog ..In the Funk! =-.

Oh Jamie, this is why I like you so much. Except, I say “Avada Kedavra”.

Also, we will need to discuss HP after you watch it. I’m curious what you will think of it.
.-= brandy´s last blog ..Accio popcorn =-.

i actually knew what that one meant, go me. woo. and yay harry potter!
.-= katelin´s last blog ..Free always has its costs. =-.

Umm, it’s official. I love you. Lots.

Have you seen the movie already? Because if you have, I’m jealous.
.-= E.P.´s last blog ..One of those ‘Awwwww’ moments =-.

I love that you love Britney!
.-= Allison´s last blog ..Tiger Tiger Woods y’all =-.

btw i do the SAME this with comebacks. i say “YOU ARE” to everything.

hey, your shirt is cute
-YOU ARE

i’m going to maproom for a drink
-YOU ARE going to maproom for a drink

we rock
.-= alexa – cleveland’s a plum´s last blog ..miss cleo told me to write this post =-.

I CAN’T WAIT for the Half blood Prince. And using curses in real life conversation? Awesome.
.-= Larissa´s last blog ..Staycations and Stay-Dates =-.

harry potter was so good!
.-= Diana´s last blog ..Vintage Glam Weddings =-.

Ahhhhh…I still haven’t seen it. I lurve me some HP, and I totally use the “your face (insert whatever they said)”. I’m also prone to use the “your mom” comment as well. Yeah, I’m classy
.-= April´s last blog ..Updating the Blog =-.

i can’t believe how happy i am that i found this post. thank you. thank you. thank you.
.-= j´s last blog ..Will They Ever Believe Me? =-.

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