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July 3, 2009 | Edward Cullen ilu, Twilight, ridiculous things, what the fuck is wrong with people

We all know I’m a total whore for RPattz and Edward Cullen. I’m not ashamed to say I enjoy some pent up steamy vampire non-sex. But seriously fuck off, Stephanie Meyers, these damn books ruined all possible future relationships I might have and I now have unrealistic expectations for men*.

Anyway, yesterday I came across Twilight tattoos**. Unfortunately, there is such a thing because people get them.

Why?

I guess Edward dazzled them into doing it but really, is Twilight such a great piece of literature that you must have it tattooed on your body?

UNTIL YOU DIE?!

Well these people think so.

I know bring you the worst tattoos I’ve ever seen.***

Well, if you’re left speechless, that’s exactly how I was last night. And if that is not enough, here is some more.

* this includes: throwing himself in front of cars, protecting me from werewolves, telling me I am his life and of course, the sparkle factor.
** dude, just get a damn tshirt.
***I’m sorry if you happen to be on here but if you are, you’re a damn fool.

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agreed! twilight is awesome (as a book and cheesy movie) but i don’t really understand at all the purpose of a tattoo depicting something fictional…i mean, hello obsessed???
.-= Amy´s last blog ..gramma update =-.

Wow, just… this is my only reaction:

:O

RPattz is quite the charmer. I’ll tell you when I lost interest, when I heard that he doesn’t shower on the set of movies and he stinks.

Sure it was a tabloid magazine, or TMZ or something, but something had to bring me out of my EdCullen stupor.
.-= Katie´s last blog ..What a Week – Part I =-.

Seriously…? Wow! Hahahahahahahahahaha! How long will it take for that turn to regret? And how old are these crazy people? At least 18, right? OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW BETTER!!!

I personally think these people feel a little short. I’m going to get “I’m In Love With A Fictional Whiny (sorry he is, still love him though) Vampire” tattooed on my forehead!

Who wants some more sarcasm?!?!
.-= Jersey´s last blog ..Big Dicks, Big Plans =-.

Wow. People are ridiculous. The Twilight books weren’t even that good. In my opinion.

If I was Rob Pattinson I’d be seriously creeped on. I don’t want to be on anybody’s arm. Or back.
.-= Taylor´s last blog ..Yes, I am a Material Girl =-.

These made me LOL IRL. Seriously!?! I don’t even know… I think it’s now up to the tattoo artists to have some standards – don’t do that to people!!!
.-= Erin´s last blog ..Camp Love =-.

LOL The last one is my favourite, how horrifying!!

Any tattoo artist who goes “Sure, that sounds like a great idea, let’s get started!” when someone comes in with that idea should be as embarrassed as the kid who’s asking for the tattoo.
.-= Kyla Roma´s last blog ..Who I am: The Hard Way =-.

wow, these must be the same type of people who join cults
.-= Wardell´s last blog ..Simply the Best Email Client =-.

I’ve seen those before and yes, RIDICULOUS. But you’re right. Future boyfriend qualities include: must sparkle in sunlight.
.-= Doni´s last blog ..nerdgasm =-.

I wouldn’t even get my husband’s name tattooed on me. These people are whacked out.
.-= Larissa´s last blog ..Rock the Vote: My Weekend Plans =-.

Oh wow…
Ok, I enjoyed Twilight…maybe not as much as many others, but still. And I CANNOT imagine ever getting a tattoo like that. Talk about obsession. Like, the clinical kind.
.-= Katy´s last blog ..How to become one of my favorites (…if you’re a book/movie) =-.

oh wow… these people are weird!!! i would NEVER put a tattoo like that on me.

I’m a shameless Twilight fan, too, but these folks just went over the deep end.

Wow… That’s worse than the re-vamped (ha! See what I did there?!) Wuthering Heights book that I saw in the bookstore this morning. It said ‘Edward and Bella’s favourite’ on the front and was all Twilight-looking. It blew my mind.
.-= Nicole´s last blog ..Disclaimer: Angelina Jolie is not a Nazi =-.

I fear for my 10-year-old niece that’s obsessed with the series now…God save us all from a generation of Twilight-tattooed goons.
.-= HahnSolo´s last blog ..Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street? =-.

I’m not a terribly huge Twilight fan, but I have seen the movie and generally enjoy the internet videos poking fun at it. Among my favorites is “Twilight with Cheeseburgers.” (Type that into YouTube and you’ll see the hilarity. I’m a terrible person for laughing at it, naturally, but I really can’t help myself.)
.-= Phil´s last blog ..Must. Chill. Out. =-.

Those. Are. RIDICULOUS!! Esp the ones of the actors. I mean, really.
.-= Lauren´s last blog ..Looking Back: January 2008 =-.

I’ve seen worse but those ARE pretty damn bad. People are crazy.

Oh my gosh. That first one is so terrible. If you’re going to get a ridiculous tattoo, I’d at least hope the artistry would be good.
.-= Ashley´s last blog ..It’s Like Melrose Place =-.

I want a man who sparkles too, but there is no way in hell that I would get Edward tattooed on my body. Insane!

That tattoo is god awful. And a reminder that I almost got a blink182 tattoo back in my punk-pop days. Hindsight is my friend.
.-= Meghan´s last blog ..I Like Birthday Bumps =-.

OH MY GOD! I can’t even imagine!!!
.-= Reeder’s Corner´s last blog ..A New York State of Mind =-.

Wow… I mean, I’d love to have Edward on my body, but not in that way..
.-= Jackie´s last blog ..Wednesday Weirdness? =-.

I seriously do not understand these people. I don’t get the obsession with Twilight – read the first two books and umm, stopped – so I can’t imagine being so pathetic as to tattoo something like that onto my body! WTF?!
.-= chasingparadise´s last blog ..Snapped. Bridal style. =-.

Those are so ridiculous! I cannot believe that someone would tattoo that on themselves. Craziness!!
.-= The New Black´s last blog ..Bought it! =-.

Those are definitely a bit much! I’ve only seen one Twilight tattoo in person, and that was some 17-year-old girl who had “twilight” written on her wrist. Psh, and I thought that was bad! These take the cake by far!
.-= MinD´s last blog ..Twinkle, twinkle, little star. =-.

Umm..WOW. I get the whole fan crazy twilighter thing but permanently putting something like that ON yourself yuck.
.-= Toe´s last blog ..What’s that Smell in Here? =-.

Umm, wow. I wouldn’t want a Twilight reference on me for the rest of my life, but I guess that means I’m not big enough of a fan? Yeah… I’m OK with that.
.-= E.P.´s last blog ..Whip It Up Week 2: Guilty Pleasures =-.

did i comment on this already?

cuz if i didn’t HOLY SHIT THOSE ARE AWFUL.
.-= tia´s last blog ..Jupiter Freedom Giveaway. =-.

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