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i wish i was like paris hilton

June 9, 2009 | ridiculous things I would buy if I had money to burn, what the fuck is wrong with people

What?

I bet you never thought you would hear anyone ever say that.

But wait, hear read me out. Let’s forget about the vagina flashing, sex tapes, and general stupidity for a second.

You all know I’m one of those weird people who love their pet more than people because really, let’s face it, people suck. A lot. So when I came across this on my favorite trashy celeb super informative and credible news site, I decided Paris Hilton knows whats up.

That, my friends, is her dogs’ house.

Complete with a chandelier, air conditioner/heater, wardrobe and staircase. You can see the rest of the photos here.

It’s offical. Paris Hilton’s dogs live better than me and most people in the world.

FML

(Not gonna lie, if I were rich and famous for no reason and had tons of money, I’d buy Edie one. My pup would be living in style: Chewy Vuitton, Bark Jacobs and Chewnel. For serious.)

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wow. i want one too.

what do you think the square footage is on that place?

I’d think a dog would get lost in there!

I actually love paris hilton. She’s pretty funny and I think the stupidity stuff (which she doesn’t do that often anymore) is just an act.

Paris. Call me.

Alternate Title: I wish I were Paris Hilton’s dog.

People are so crazy, yo.

Maybe we should say “We wish we had Paris Hilton’s Money”. Cause I personally can’t commit to wanting to be HER.

So you’re still not going to let me take Edie for a little while?

Think about it.

OMG – that is so cute. It almost makes me feel like a bad dog mom by putting my dogs in plane old crates when I’m not home. Although they are both boys … so maybe they don’t mind their current chandelier-less homes.

Also, I wonder what it would feel like to have SO MUCH money that you could do whatever you wanted.

All together, in Caesar’s Accent: “But if her dogs don’t have a strong leader & aren’t getting the proper exercise, they won’t be calm-submissive. Dog’s don’t care how much money you have, they care about your energy!”

……what am I talking about, he’s probably on her damn payroll lol *shakes fists at the sky*

Maybe if we all combine our money, we can buy a group house like that for our pups over time? Hmm, probably not, but it’s a thought.

If I had any money, Lucy would have the same thing. Gah. It pains me, but Paris really does know what’s up.

But wait. Does that mean she isn’t with her dog at all times? That’s impossible.

Wow, that is absolutely insane…

That is insane! Gotta say, it makes me a little sad that her dog is living better than more than half the world’s population.

Paris Hilton doesn’t wanna adopt Asian sister, does she? lol
I may let her teach me how to be more seductive if she gonna pamper me like that.

really, would we expect anything less from ms. hilton? I’m surprised that is not bigger.

I know it’s cliched to carry a little chihuahua in your designer purse, but I WANT TO. I have a papillon and she’s slightly too big to be carried around in a tote, but I do put her in my bicycle basket. SO CUTE.
I would definitely get my dog a house like that if I could.
[rq=587,0,blog][/rq]In which I turn down an ibanker

I basically just laughed for about 10 minutes about Bark Jacobs.

I wish I was the dog! I’d love to be pampered like that. It’d be amazing to have that much money to spend on things like that … ahh Paris, you spend your money well haha.
[rq=808,0,blog][/rq]trapped in the city.

Ok…I wish my house looked like that. And I wish I had a mini house like that for my dogs. I’m going to go ahead and say that, perhaps, she should build a few of those…let some bums crash in them. Whaddya think?
[rq=819,0,blog][/rq]You make me want to punch you

haha oh wow. that house definitely looks nicer than my apartment, i’m sort of jealous of her dogs.
[rq=836,0,blog][/rq]What I’m NOT blogging about.

I don’t really know what to say about this. Other than that I 1. want a dog and 2. want to be Paris Hilton’s dog.
[rq=1338,0,blog][/rq]fountains, vegas, and conversations with my mother

Damn. Must be nice, huh? Sophie would have one, too, if I weren’t poor. No doubt.
[rq=3694,0,blog][/rq]Feel the burn.

I actually love paris hilton. She's pretty funny and I think the stupidity stuff (which she doesn't do that often anymore) is just an act.

Paris. Call me.

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