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September 16, 2008 | The Hills, ridiculous things

We all hate them. They are ridiculous. They are cheesy. Attention whores. We could go on for days, right?

But in reality, they are geniuses. Marketing geniuses.

They know we know they plan all their photo shoots. They don’t care though. Why? Because they are making bank! How else do you think Heidi manages to stay in Hermes and Louboutin?

People will talk (like I am doing right now) about how ridiculous they are, how staged and fake it all is but we’re just giving them more press.Â And that is just making them more money.

So Spencer and Heidi – get that cash. I’m not mad at you but I think you are ridiculous. I know if I could $3 million* off a fake reality television show and some staged photo ops, I’d be all over that shit!

See with this post here, I’m contributing to Speidi’s retirement fund!

Fuck.

* No, they have really made that much. Seriously.

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I wonder how much they’re losing on her stripping, I mean singing, I mean stripping career.

I would just almost anything for 3 million dollars. Go speidi!

You make a good point… but it doesn’t make me want to stab them any less

they are such attention whores it’s ridiculous, ridiculous i say.

They were on The View the other day (ahhh, there’s nothing else on!) and Spencer said something about making a hundred grand just going to clubs and dancing.

seriously, I have a hard enough time looking at how fake he is without actually seeing him dance. (I also find it humorous that Heidi claims to be “very religious” )

They’re such total creeps. *shudder*

ha, it’s so true. we rant and rage about speidi, but they are just getting more press each and every day.

and um, seriously, that costume spencer has on is pulling in ALL the wrong areas, no?

totally agree.
they know exactly what they are doing, and for the time being, it’s making them money.
they have people talking, and don’t care whether it’s good or bad.

hahahaha- love it. I can’t stand these two- they are annoying as hell, but you’re right. They are marketing geniuses.

I am always beyond annoyed when I see pics of them but you are right. They know how to make the money.

Until I saw the tag for The Hills did I realize who you were talking about—otherwise I would have been clueless. I’ve never seen the show.

I just can’t get over how staged all the photos are. Their entire life is centered around getting attention. I might do the show for $3 mil, but I hope I would never become that fake.

If it makes you feel any better, I have no idea who those people are. The girl looks vaguely familiar to me, but really?

No clue.

do you think that they made the most HORRIBLE music video on purpose, or is that attributed to their stupidity?

THREE MILLION? Are you kidding me?

GAH.

I hate them. It’s true. Hate.

they make me want to punch puppies. okay. maybe I just want to punch them.

I love to hate them. Vomit. I hate it.

I suppose it’s because i’m lazy, but although i listen to Hollywood Party Girl podcast from E! every week i didn’t know what they looked like until now. Good on anyone who can exploit the ridiculousness of the cult of ‘celebrity’ and make a fortune that’s what i say

that is just disgusting.

the only reason i watch spencer ever is to see in what evil ways he can top the mean things he did last time… they are a train-wreck, its mesmerizing

I heard they make upwards of like 2 or 3 million per episode. Plus Spencer said on David Letterman that he won’t go to a club for less than 100K.

It is sickening. I hate them both.

I have never really wished bad things upon anyone before, but I wouldn’t mind if either one of them accidentally ran out in traffic.

No matter how much money they make, I’d never do what they do. They’re an absolute joke. Having all the nice shoes and handbags in the world will never make up for becoming a hollow, empty shell of a human being. Which is what they are.
I’m all about kind words today, right? Heehee.

I suppose it's because i'm lazy, but although i listen to Hollywood Party Girl podcast from E! every week i didn't know what they looked like until now. Good on anyone who can exploit the ridiculousness of the cult of 'celebrity' and make a fortune that's what i say

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