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I missed the first 15 minutes of this weeks episode and turned on just in time to see little Hannah get pounced on for being racist. Like Mikey said in the comments, she just doesn’t realize what she is saying. The little bumpkin needs to realize this isn’t Alaska anymore and people are very different from what she is use to.

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Then there was posing challenge with feet behind the heads and purses all up in the va-jay-jay. These girls need to open up a damn magazine and see how real models pose because seriously? Just..seriously??

Let’s get on to the photoshoot!

Let’s face it. The girl is gorgeous and so sweet she will give you a toothache. It seems like she is really nice and it’s not an act. This photo though, is okay. Doesn’t really do it for me though.

This was a huge bummer. Such a boring photo for such a gorgeous girl. Come on, Brittany! Step it up or we are all going to forget you.

Clark with no E. I still don’t like her. The photo isn’t bad though but not necesarrily good. I think she got lucky. I can’t wait until they chop of her hair or something. Miss Pretty Girl needs a new look ASAP.

Now it seems to me Elina just has that stone face look all the time. The throw some make up on her and ask her to pose and they shout from the rooftops “OMG GORGEOUS!” but she isn’t really doing much?Â I don’t know. She’s kind of boring but I’m sure that will change when some anti-vegan/lesbian stuff comes up and then we’ll see some drama.

Her face looks great but I think this would have been so much better had she broken up her body a little.

How Joslyn manages to turn it out during photoshoots and still look the way she does in person? I’ll never know. She needs to bring down that stupid ass ponytail. Thank god makeovers are next week!

Before this photo, I could have told you who Lauren Brie was. I just didn’t remember her. This photo is to die for and she better keep this up because I love it!

I like Marjorie’s photo a lot. I still really like her even though she is always two seconds from a nervous break down. I also cannot stop thinking of Justin Long now when I see her thanks to Miriam! They are totally twins separated at birth.

McKey bores me. Boring boring boring.

Samantha’s photo was alright. I just don’t see her really being a model. Girl needs a makeover STAT though!

My girl, Sheena. Why she had to lie about her fake boobs, I don’t know. That was kind of weak. Those things will hinder her soon enough. Girlfriend already screams hoochie and the boobies just add on too it!

Isis kind of just looks like she was hanging there and someone managed to snap a photo. She’s better than this photo though. It’s pretty bad and landed her into the bottom two.

Nikeysha needs some food. She is all lines and not in a good way. I really didn’t see how her face was soÂ “stunning”. Glad she is gone. She talked too much and looked more like a dude than the one who was actually born a man.

So see ya Nikeysha!

Makeovers next week, bitches! I’m ready for some tears.

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So sad I missed the show b/c of class. Thanks for the recap. I love the background for the pics and from the looks of it Marjorie is still one of my favs. I hope her nerves don’t get the best of her!

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Can’t wait for the tears! Does that make me a bad person?

Someone needs to lock Nikeysha in a room full of sammiches. She’s so skinny, it’s a little bit scary.

Lauren’s picture looks like her head, torso and lower half are all pegged on backwards and it freaks me out yet makes me crave more of her.

I am conflicted.

K i’m loving these photo breakdowns. I dont watch the show but now you’re making me want to!

I’m loving that this year Tyra seems to be more on the ball with her eliminations.

I actually feel bad for Hannah. yes, she made some stupid ignorant remarks, but they don’t need to AMBUSH her about it. The poor girl!

i am SO ready for the makeovers already

I can’t wait for the makeovers. Who do you think will be the first to cry? Whose hair do you think will be chopped off?
I think they’ll take Clark’s hair just to dirty her up a little. I also think she will cry.

I love that they questioned Nikeysha on her eating habits. The girl is tooooo thin.

I swear Hannah looks like someone I saw on the footage of the YFZ Ranch debachle. But I don’t think she was being racist. Someone made her feel uncomfortable and she has the right to remove herself from the situation. Should she have said something other than that she’s a stereotypical white girl? Probably not the best choice in words but she was describing herself, not slamming anyone else.

i totally agree with you on lauren brie’s picture. it was amazing. hopefully she can step it up in person though, she’s a little bland to me. and sheena, oh sheena. hoochie mama, i love the girl but man is she hoochie. and seriously, the makeovers are going to be amaaaaazing i cannot wait. ten bucks says clark cries and isis gets a long weave. we’ll see though, woo.

Awesome – great recap.

My favorite photo is Marjorie’s too. I’m with Ben about Lauren – she kinda creeps me out in that photo because her arm is at such a weird angle.

I so agree with you that Nikeysha looks more like a boy than Isis. I was thinking that the whole episode. The picture was a great idea, but do they really need the fairis go round in the back ground too? Just way too much stuff going on, cant wait for next week though

holy shit she is hyper

I love Sheena. I can understand why she lied because, frankly, I would have too. But she came forward! I probably wouldn’t have, lol.

I dunno about Hannah. I thought she kind of crossed the line when she pushed Isis but who knows what was really going on (she mentioned something about dancing?) because I know they just take the most drama filled clips and put ‘em together.

still, bring on the tears bitches. I can’t wait to see what they do

I CANNOT wait for the makeovers – those girls need ‘em too.

Hannah cracks me up, with her constant “I’m from Alaska, I’m from a small town.” She seems to say that every single time they let her talk….

i like the lauren photo best, i’d say! what a cool concept!

Oh man, I can’t WAIT for makeovers!! You know they are going to do something drastic to Clark and she’s going to be freaking out!

The makeover episode is ALWAYS my favorite – and did I hear doing something never done before? I’m thinking someone finally ACTUALLY goes COMPLETELY bald! That will be one to watch! Can’t wait.

Oh, ANTM. I’m interested to see who wins. I haven’t been all that impressed with many of the girls so far…

I CANNOT wait for the makeovers – those girls need 'em too.

Hannah cracks me up, with her constant “I'm from Alaska, I'm from a small town.” She seems to say that every single time they let her talk….

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