coming back looking delicious

My girl, Britney, looking hot and cleaning up at the VMAs! To be honest, she was the only reason I watched that shit. I’m disappointed she didn’t perform but her skit with Jonah Hill was funny and she is adorable. She’s back!

Other thoughts on the VMAs:

  • after last years train wreck of a show they couldn’t get a real venue, obviously. This year it was held in someone’s garage or something. There was all of 50 people there.
  • Katy Perry = FAIL. God, that bitch is annoying. ‘I Kissed A Girl’ is fucking stupid and so overrated. anyway.
  • Is LL Cool J even relevant anymore?
  • Demi Moore, seriously? You couldn’t get anyone else, MTV, so you brought the most random ass celebrity you could think of.
  • Lil Wayne dresses like a hipster.
  • The youngest Jonas Brother (Nick) has the whiniest singing voice ever
  • Rhianna wants to be goth so bad
  • Christina Aguilera’s performance reminded me of something Britney would do back in the day. She lip synced too, which was a bummer since we all know the girl can belt ‘em out!
  • you are slutty if you don’t wear purity rings. Thanks Jordin Sparks, and you arrrrrrrrre?
  • Miley Cyrus sounds like a 40 year old smoker
  • Lindsay Lohan looks like her mom (that’s NOT a good thing)
  • It’s Britney BITCH!
  • ETA: Kanye’s new song sucked. Stick to what you do best, dude.


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I couldn’t even stay tuned for longer than 5 minutes.. but I was SO stoked that I caught Pink’s performance.

I’ve seen her in concert about 3 times (maybe 4?)

Either way – she’s HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWT

::rowr::

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Yeah, seriously, where was the show held? It was like a tent or something. So ridiculous.

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Thank you for this. Now I know I don’t need to go watch it at mtv.com or something. ;)

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i was thinking the same thing about the venue, seriously it was like an amped up garage.
russell brand? i am the ONLY person who has never heard of him before last night and i didn’t “get” him. please someone inform me of what i may be missing.
btw, who even hosted last year’s VMAs?

but pink! dear god, i love that woman. her performance was crazy hot. and that’s the only positive thing i can say about the show.

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I saw Rhianna perform for a few minutes… that was okay, but Richard Brant or Brand (whatever his name is) was the most annoying host EVER. Could. Not. Stand. Him.

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OH GOD. What was that last night?

1. I felt old. Until LL Cool J came on.
2. Lil Wayne needs to pull his pants up. Also, he made me feel uncomfortable every time he came on stage.
3. Worst effing host ever. EVER. WHO IS THIS DUDE?
4. One of the Jonas Brothers is really cute. I feel dirty for thinking that.
5. Britney looked amazing.
6. Did Rihanna need to perform twice?
7. Boo to mini stage where Lupe performed.
8. Love the new Kanye song. Love it.
9. Worst effing host ever.
10. I didn’t watch the Bears game because I watched the VMAs = FAIL.

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the venue itself was what weired me out. it DID look like a garage. i mean it’s MTV! can’t they do better???

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wasn’t anyone else confused with Britney’s many wins!? has anyone actually seeeen that video? she just stands there in front of diff. lights and occasionally does her britney hip swing thinggg ?

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i didn’t watch all of the vmas but i did watch the beginning for brit and i agree the girl rocked it. as for russel brand, yeah i feel like they could have gotten a better host in a better venue? i mean really mtv.

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YES! YES! and YES! Completely agreed, and I love how you sweared with the Katy Perry bullet

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I didn’t watch it, but I must admit from the pictures I’ve seen, Britney was lookin’ damn fine.

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Yesss! I knew it! I told everyone I knew that she’s still a hot ticket!

Hear that, B? I never lost faith.

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I want to know why MTV is starting to cater to pre-teens so much now. Miley Cirus and the Jonas Brothers?? Is this the Disney Channel now?

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YAY BRITNEY!!! I totally only watched it for her and Christina.

1. no kidding. I think my own garage would’ve looked better.
2. ugh… the song is KINDA catchy- but yes she is overrated. and did you SEE the look on her face when Brit won over her? priceless.
3. every time he “performs” he always throws out a “now lemme hear you scream!” and last night was no different. no one screamed. lol
4. demi moore…. i have no words.
5. Lil Wayne scares me.
6. Jonas Bros are overrated.
7. Rhianna? whyyy did she open the show?
8. um… I heart Christina. idc.
9. who IS Jordin Sparks?
10. Miley Cyrus…… slut.
11. LL…. I wish she’d have more of a comeback. Even if I dont like her much.
12. haha.. amen!
13. Kanye is so 5 years ago.
:) Love the review.

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Jordin Sparks annoyed me with her comment. I don’t think that Russel Brand was that funny, but he was obviously making a JOKE…no need to get up on her pedestal!

I actually think this years VMAS was WAYYYYYYy better than last year. The only tolerable part of the 07 awards was chris brown.

And yes… brit looked ah-maze-ing. She’s SOOOO getting her sexy back!

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Hahahaha!! Awesome! You should be on the red carpet, so to speak, making all that commentary. :)

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I’m loving that Brit Brit is making a comeback. And I totally agree about Miley and Katy. Ugh.

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I missed the show but I’m so happy to hear that britney looks well again.

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britney looked hawt.

in regards to miley….she is a trainwreck waiting to happen.

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I’ve only seen clips from the show but I am really glad Britney has made a beautiful return. Also, I personally believe Miley Cyrus sounds like a 40 year old, smoking, truck driver.

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I was also pleased with how rockin’ Brit looked. I need her post-baby trainer.

I also wondered why Demi Moore was on there.

everytime I think of Rhianna I think of ella,ella,ella, eh, eh. ugh, it’s even annoying when I’m just THINKING about it (am i the only one who hated that song?)

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Oh God the VMAs sucked hardcore this year. I was happy for Britney…although I can’t help but feel like her wins were a little bit based on pity. Call me crazy but I wasn’t all that into her video for Piece of Me. But whatevs…it’s about time she won some awards!

Oh and really Jordin Sparks or whatever your fucking stupid name is? You’re a bitch. She really pisssed me off. I was all “oh and so those of us who don’t wear them and actually (GASP!) have SEX are SLUTS? EFF YOU!”

haha

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I didn’t catch the VMAs personally but am glad to see Britney back to her (hopefully) normal state :P I’ve always been a big fan of hers so it was terrible to see her lose the plot. But it looks like she’s back! :D

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I was also pleased with how rockin' Brit looked. I need her post-baby trainer.

I also wondered why Demi Moore was on there.

everytime I think of Rhianna I think of ella,ella,ella, eh, eh. ugh, it's even annoying when I'm just THINKING about it (am i the only one who hated that song?)

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