So, the girls I like -

Analeigh – she’s both cute and gorgeous, and she seems like a very genuinely kind person (like when she was distracting Isis during her hormone therapy). She may not have what it takes to win, but I like her the most so far.

Joslyn – little miss “I tried out 30 times” has really grown on me. I don’t see her winning, but I do see her doing well.

Sheena – poor girl. She’s loaded with so much “natural” hooch, and she can’t even control it. And what was the thing about lying about the fake boobs? Sure, she copped to it later, but why lie in the first place?

Isis – I don’t think she’s a “pity” case; they noticed her as a background model from last year. I always forget that she’s a woman in a man’s body, and really, and while that’s certainly an issue, I don’t think it’s the big deal that everybody’s making it out to be. Like Joslyn, I don’t see her winning, but I think she’ll do well.

GIrls I’m “eh” about:

Marjorie – she takes great photos, but seems like she’d be a drain to be around. To paraphrase a quote from “Say Anything”… “She’s bringing me down, man!”

Elina – as a model, OK. But that whole “lesbian lady-killer” persona she thinks she has? Please. Like, that kiss with Clark? She saw fireworks? Really? Sorry, but all I see is an insecure girl putting on a “big girl” persona. Eh, I should give her a break, since she’s only 18. Kids these days.

Lauren – I have to say, she was absolutely forgettable until the photos last night. She absolutely rocked it. Maybe she’ll be more memorable after the makeover.

Samantha – I like her, but nothing about her says “model.” Everything about her says “girl next door” but still “one of the guys.” Surely, she could get a job modeling for skate or surf wear, or for some other “extreme” sport.

The rest:

McKey – all I think when I see her – she looks like a young version of Laura Bennett from season 3 of Project Runway. Seriously. I can’t take her seriously as a model, because I think she should be designing clothes. Well, that, and the fact that she’s not that great of a model.

Brittany – I don’t have an opinion on her, because nothing about her is memorable to me.

Hannah – normally, I’ll pull for anyone from Alaska (represent!), even if she’s from Squarebanks… but I find it difficult. She’s just such a hayseed. She’s one of those girls that’ll say racist/discriminatory things, but doesn’t realize that what she said was racist or discriminatory. She just doesn’t know how to deal with people that are different from her. I guess she’s got enough raw talent to be a model, but she’ll have to work on her social graces. Hello, understatement.

Clark – I wouldn’t quite call her a bitch, but I certainly wouldn’t want to know her or be her friend, either. There’s nothing genuine about her. She’s like, the opposite of Analeigh.

Sharaun and Nikeysha – yeah, they both needed to go.

And… I’m spent.

Clark sucks, is mean, and so are a lot of those girls! It was kind of disheartening to see such harsh words being said, even if it IS antm.

But also…two hours of Tyra, especially with that ridic spacey intro, was a bit too much for me…

Isis…ok so she is a he. She can model..period. BUT, I can’t see Covergirl being comfortable with THAT arrangement so she won’t win.

I have a girl crush on Sheena. She’s great! So far..gosh, I’m so jaded.

Hey, did you know Hannah is from Alaska? Well, she is..from Alaska..just in case you missed that. And I think her sweetness is FAKE.

I like Elina but I think her strong beliefs are going to get her into hot water later on.

Aw, Marjorie..she is so cute. And I love when she speaks french.

She’s not fabulous, that honor by far belongs to Sheena. Holla! Or as Tyra would say, “Hey-aay!” The girl is amazing. She better stay around.

And you’re right Marjorie is fricken amazing. I have to wonder if her whole awkward is a little bit of act. I mean, if you’re that insecure how do you even get the courage to go out for a show like ANTM? Load yourself down with Valium? I don’t care if it is an act though, as long as she can pose and talk non-stop she’s second on my fav list.

Clark is only around for the bitch factor, let’s be honest. So no matter how terrible she is she’ll stay around because Tyra is all about the dramz.