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April 14, 2008 | gossip

Ew. Pretty sure this baby is going to be born with a bad hair cut and thick eyeliner…and that’s just from it’s dad.

First the engagement rumors and now a baby. The little Simpson sister is indeed knocked up. Now how about that? Shotgunning it.

Maybe this will help Pete realize he is not a little scenester boy and is in fact 30. Grown men don’t wear make up and dress like douchebags. Sorry dude.

Congrats Pete and Ashlee, I guess?

(If you haven’t noticed, I have an intense distaste for Fall Out Boy.)

ew.

seriously.

ew.

Wait, he’s 30? I just assumed he was tops of 22. That makes him much less appealing.

That kid’s going to have one hell of a chin.

I neither like nor hate FOB. Though, I hear your BF might be a DJ (thanks TKTC!). Might he be a wedding DJ? And if not, might he have any he’d recommend? I’m currently on the hunt!

I still don’t believe it. I’m hoping it’s not true, because despite my general artistic dislike of ashlee and at times pete (admitted fob fan), the times I’ve been around them they’re just too damn cute and I don’t want to see them go into baby-mode. Oof. And yo, I blogrolled you girl.

so how long do we think this marriage is going to last, longer then Nick & Jessica’s? Will Papa Joe destroy this one too..

I like Jessica Simpson – but her father is a total whack… I’m not really an Ashlee fan!

Is this really true? It seems like every time someone in Hollywood gets engaged the tabloids automatically think it must be because they are preggers. US usually isn’t as far out as some other tabloids, but something about this still sounds weird.

But…if it is true, the question is: Will Papa Joe want to pimp out Ashlee’s pregnancy on an MTV reality show and ruin another daughter’s marriage? I think he would.

I love you so much for telling me this. Srsly.

just came over the wires – pete’s denying the pregnancy!

http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1585438/20080414/fall_out_boy.jhtml

word.

Ugh, he is so gross. Also, can someone please tell the teenybopper celeb crowd that it is, in fact, possible to have quite a bit of sex WITHOUT having babies? Pretty easy, actually. I suppose we could probably arrange to have them sterilized, somehow…ah, wishful thinking. And, seriously, 30? Bro. Grow the hell up.

Jeez,
What is it with less-famous little sisters getting knocked up?

Also am I the only one who thinks Ashlee went all Jennifer Grey with the nose job?
I can’t even recognize her now, she blends in.

Wow. I think that’s the most pop-culture I’ve been in a while…

Well, he’s denying it now. You know, I went to school with Ashlee Simpson – seriously she is the last person I would have imagined to be knocked up. Oh well! I guess we’ll see.

Grown men, fathers, husbands also don’t go about discussing how all sexual activity is the same with either sex from the waist up. C’mon dude…

Wow! I can’t believe that she is knocked up! I thought she was so turning into such a cute girl and now pregnant! Yikes!

Apparently the preggers thing isn’t true, according to Mr. Wentz… but the holy matrimony is!

All I got is eeeeewwwwwwww!

Aw, why the hate? They’re terrible separately, but together, they’re just so in love that it’s cute!

i actually kinda like fall out boy.

oh, the shame.

however, i don’t like the two of them. now even more so because there will be THREE of them.

personally i am more disappointed that ashley is procreating more dumbass simpson genes than pete wentz. but either way, it’s a tragic day in hollywood.

I can’t stand either of their music. I don’t really like at all these two and now a third mixed with both their genes. How tragic. The kid thought will probably grow up to be a well adjusted and stable adult early in life ala Francis Bean.

Everyone I know from Chicago hates Fall Out Boy. I wonder why that is??

Babies babies babies. Everyone is having babies.

Oh dear, poor child!

Since Ash died her hair red, everyone has been telling me I look like her. NOOOOOOooooooooOOOoooOOoo I do not!

Oh Rumors. How you perpetually control this country.

Amen.

this is scary. first britney spears’ sister now jessica simpsons’??!! who will be the next teeny bopper knocked up? lindsay lohan’s little sister?

Michelle, you called it. I would not be surprised at all!

Nasty. Well I hope they register for baby-friendly eyeliner and faux tattoos. Did you hear about her large Peony tattoo on her wrist? That should look hot in about 30 years.

Maybe this will help Pete realize he is not a little scenester boy and is in fact 30. Grown men donâ€™t wear make up and dress like douchebags. Sorry dude.

Jamie! I am so proud of you for this paragraph that I could kiss you.

That is some good hatin’!

Bravo!!!!

This is not even true, who do you think you are? Perez Hilton? This blog is about as original.

oooooooh – someone’s a Pentz fan.

Weirdo.

Nice, Clare! I notice there’s no link to your own blog. So STFU, srsly.

Oh Clare….

You make me happy on so many levels.

Miss Jamie…
Keep on keeping on!

Nothing is more unattractive than a guy who wears make-up and tight pants. He is just one opperation away from being a girl.

I think Pete is a tosser. And so is Ashlee. So there you go!

(But don’t hate me, I have FOB on my Ipod. Great for working out!)

[...] Anyway, this is the second time Clare has left me a comment. First, my blog is off center and now Clare is sticking up for little ole Pete. [...]

Oh, rats! I wish Clare had left a link to HER blog. I’ll bet it’s super original and totally awesome! Because, you know, witty people who leave insulting comments anonymously on other folks’ blogs are usually pretty champ, right? Alas, all of us loyal oh!howlovely! readers have been denied what would surely be the GREAT pleasure of reading more of Clare’s insightful thoughts on more issues. A travesty indeed. You can imagine my sorrow (and surprise!) when I went to click on her name only to find there is no link there. Gosh, Clare, help a sister out here. I’d really love to hear more of your incisive commentary. I just can’t for the life of me figure out why you’re anonymous!

Life. It’s just not fair.

ignore the stupid comments. i get them too. just make your comments to where you have to approve them first or something. some commenters are just annoying..

I can’t leave a comment on your latest for some reason (?) so I’ll leave it here…eff the haters. Even if I do like Fall Out Boy, I’m not gonna send hate your way, cause people are to have opinions, and I like your wittiness. And plz, don’t start drawing penises on your pics! Fanx.

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