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April 3, 2008 | America's Next Top Model, tv

“You are so lucky.”

It seems my girl, Lauren, has a bit of a temper. I think Fatima is awful and all, but I don’t think she deserved to be on the receiving end of all that! Also, the Tyra mail? I think Lauren is just as fed up with the screaming and running and say…ing…each…word…real…ly…slow..ly as the rest of us. I have said it before and someone always mentions it in the comments, HOW FREAKING ANNOYING IS THAT?! That shit better not be around next cycle because I have already had it with this show and don’t know how much more I can take!

This weeks challenge is go sees. This time they break them up in to teams to do it. Of course, Lauren can’t walk. Whitney is too plus sized. Blah-di-blah-di-blah. Stacy Ann, Claire, Dominique and Whitney’s team win. Their prize? A summer beauty shoot in Seventeen magazine. Dominique proceeds to babble about how she was 5 and always wanted to be in Seventeen or some nonsense. Too bad the bitch looks about 50, so the whole 17 thing? I don’t think so.

The photo shoot is some weird plasticy floor sheet with water on it and they have be fluid and move gracefully while being shot from below. On to the photos.

Fatima – Nigel doesn’t like her and thinks she got lucky with the shot. Someone needs to listen to Nigel because Fatima is not good. Plus, she is far too skinny for the runway. She is grossly thin.

Dominique looks like a bug on the windshield. Seriously. What was up with her outfit during judging too? SHEER leggings and a “dress” that doesn’t cover your ass. C’mon. She was looking like Melrose in the freakshow photoshoot. Old womans face on a young girl’s body. Except in the case it was a hooker’s body.

Anya’s face looks weird in the shot. I don’t like it. I don’t see the fascination with her either. Maybe it is her Russian via Hawaii accent.

Kat got her hair cut, basically it is the same as her “emo hair“. She looks like she is swimming in this photo. The judges are loving her new hair.

Stacy Ann. Her face looks pretty bad in the photo. She needs to leave, but not before Dominique.

Whitney. She smiled in the water and turned out a fetus like shot. Okay, whatever.

Claire face planted diving into the water. Her face looks smushed up.

Lauren had a really rough time with this shoot and it showed. This was one of her worst photos.

Bottom two were Lauren and Claire. Claire went home. I really thought they were going to send Lauren home. Tyra continues to send all the modely girls home and keep the worst girls and make them Top Models. Perfect example of that: Dora the Explorer aka Saleisha. Ugh.

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I’m so glad Lauren is still around. She needs to be a bit less grumpy but I still love her. I’d be frigid too, if I was surrounded by stupid people all the time. Like Fatima. I dislike her immensely.

Whitney is growing on me, definitely. Stacy Ann needs to get a new voice, already.

Also why didn’t they say anything about Anya’s hair at panel? It was NASTY! That girl needs to learn to put herself together.

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