{ jamieann dot net } » Blog Archive

March 13, 2008 | America's Next Top Model, tv

This also could be titled: The One Where PETA Flips the Fuck Out.

Models are pieces of meat? I guess Tyra thinks a little too literally with this one. She had them literally wear meat. I am completely surprised no one started crying because they are vegetarian or vegan. It was pretty awful watching.

Before we get to that, the girls have walking lesson with Ms. Jay. A lot of these girls can’t walk. Off the top of my head, Amis, Fatima, Lauren stick out the most. Then we have our resident sexpot, Katarzyna. She won the walking challenge, but I think her walk is too bouncy. If only I had Paint on my MacBook, I’d be drawing all over this picture pointing out the firefighters’s expressions. You know their wives and girlfriends hate Tyra so much for this shit.

Also, every time the girls get a Tyra Mail, we all get a little dumber. We lose brain cells. What was wrong with one girl reading the note from Tyra from a piece of paper? Now we have ” da da da da da da da da LOOOOOVE TYRA!” in unison and super slow.

Anyway, on to the photo shoot! Like I said, it was all about meat. They took the girls to the meat packing district and dressed them in meat. Seriously, I was grossed out and I’m not even vegetarian. Who really wants to walk around dressed in meat? Ick. It wasn’t even a cool idea for a photo shoot.

My girl Aimee was having a rough time with this shoot. I was disappointed. I’m hoping the next one is better because I don’t want her to go home.

Anya still freaks me out. I don’t like her. The photo isn’t bad but I’m just not a fan.

I really thought Claire’s hair would grown on me, but I’m still not liking it. This photo looks nothing like her though. It’s good but I think she looks a little dead in the eyes.

Dominique is still a 50 year old tranny even with her new hair color. I don’t care what anyone says. NEXT!

Kat (I’m going to call her Kat because her name is so freaking long) is curtsying with her cute little meat skirt. Photo is still good, even if she is kind of slutty.

Lauren can’t walk for shit but she sure can take a photo. Gorgeous. She does look like she’s about to go all I Know What You Did Last Summer on someone though with that hook. She is still my favorite. I LOVE her!

Still don’t like Marvita. I can’t wait until they send her home. I still think she looks like a dude.

Stacy Ann is pretty boring and annoying. I think she needs to go already too.

Whitney! I completely forgot her until I already had posted it. I’m kind of loving Whitney too. This photo is really good.

The second coming of Iman! Bitch, please. This girl can’t walk, can’t take photos and is a total bitch. I don’t care what she’s gone through, that’s no reason to keep her around. She was in bottom two this week.

Amis reminds me of Lisa D’Amato from the cycle where Nicole one, both looks wise and just the way they act. Amis was more endearing annoying while Lisa was plain stupid annoying. Amis couldn’t walk and all her pictures were not good so it was definitely time for her to leave. I really wish the would have sent home Fatima though too. She is just as bad.

Overall I thought this episode was pretty boring, minus their bickering as Jenn said when I talked to her about it.

Thoughts?

39 Comments so far
Leave a comment

Love Aimee and Katarzyna. Stacy Ann is exceptionally annoying. Everyone else I’m just kind of “meh” about. Kind of a boring cycle so far…

Twitter Updates