In honor of America’s Next Top Model being on tonight, I thought it necessary to post some Tyra Banks fierceness.

I’m saying Heather ftw! I love her. She’s from Valpraiso, which is like an hour away from me. I definitely was not rooting for Ebony, even though she was from Chicago. Her photos were not impressive and she looked better before her makeover.

I’ll end the entry with everyone’s favorite Tyra freak out:

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Here is a Halloween picture of me for you:

Okay, not really, it’s just me acting a fool in Target this weekend.

Happy Halloween!

I decided to do a 100 Things About Me type deal that all of blog world has done. It’s over on the right if you would like to be amazed with 5 new facts about me. I know you are chomping at the bit, trying to get over there to read more of my inane ramblings!

This sounds pretty lame but I’m really excited about my blog. A week and a half ago I had like 10 views, if that, today I am at about 100 and it is only 3:00PM. People are also commenting which is awesome. I think a lot of it is from NaBloPoMo, (which starts Thursday if you are interested in getting in on the action) but either way any traffic I get is great!

I’m counting down the minutes until I can leave work. I have a great evening with my favorite person and good tv lined up so I’m ready to go now! Weeds and the Hills (okay, The Hills is not good tv, more like amusing tv) were on yesterday and Nip/Tuck starts today. Thank goodness for DVR!

I kind of hate Dane Cook. No…I do. I think his is the least funny person in the world. Okay, well there are probably more people in the world who are less funny that Dane Cook, but how about out of people who are suppose to be funny? That works. He is the most unfunny guy who is suppose to be funny, considering he is a “comedian”. In fact, he almost ruined the movie I saw this weekend.

Steve Carrell is probably one of the funniest guys in the world (along with my favorite George Lopez, but that is another entry in itself). I mean, seriously, have you seen The Office? If you haven’t, you should probably stop reading my blog, we are not friends (I’m just kidding, don’t stop reading, ilu).

Oh and Emily Blunt was in it! Remember her from Devil Wears Prada? Love her! It was kind of weird not hearing her speak with an accent though. Whatever, that girl is fabulous, no matter how she talks.

Main points of this entry:

- Steve Carrel is hilarious.

- Emily Blunt is fabulous.

- Dane Cook is the most unfunny guy who ever lived.

- Watch the Office.

Evidently so.

Abigail Breslin:

The runway look for Prada fall/winter 07-08:

Interesting.

The worst “celebrity” couple in the history of the world dresses up for Halloween.

Is it seriously Monday already? It went by too fast!

I would like to go back to bed.

I’m working like 37 million hours this week so I decided to treat myself to something nice. At first I was thinking an iPhone, but I already have a Blackberry Pearl. The Pearl is a really nice phone but since the iPhone came out, I’m feeling kind of out of date. Yeah, I know, I’m completely ridiculous. I like being on top of my shit though, man, so whatever! Anyway, I decided that my using my Pearl, isn’t like living in the technological Stone Age and I need to just shut up.

But…but…that $400 can go a long way, especially if you’ve been thinking about a nice bag.

I love handbags. A lot. I’m also very picky so it takes me forever to decide what I want. My first designer handbag was a Marc Jacobs by Marc Jacobs Totally Turnlock Faridah. It’s a gorgeous color, roomy and just the perfect everyday bag. I’ve been contemplating my next handbag for awhile. Yes, it takes me forever to decide but I know it’s right once I get it.

Currently, I am loving the Dr. Q Groovee in Chocolate. Do I really want a brown handbag though? I kind of wanted my next one to be in black. Oooh! But wait…Barney’s has it exclusively in black!

And then there is Louis Vuitton. I’ve never been a fan of the Louis Vuitton monogram. Never been a fan of print all over a bag…period. Then sometime last year, I came across the Damier Azur line, specifically the Speedy 25. I have never wanted a bag so bad. The color is great, nice and clean looking. It’s perfect.

So do I get the black bag I’ve been wanting? Since winter is coming up, it would be nice to have a darker handbag. Or do I get the bag I’ve wanted for the longest time? LV is classic. It will never go out of style.

Well, my dear blog, in a 2 weeks, maybe 3, I will be taking a stroll down the Magnificent Mile, into Louis Vuitton, throwing down a ridiculous amount of money and walking out with a gorgeous handbag.

Love it.

Sometimes during the week, I will wake up early for one reason and one reason only: Dawson’s Creek reruns on TBS. I love me some Dawson’s Creek. Pacey was a total babe. Seriously. He was. Dawson rambled on and on about soul mates. Jack was too busy playing football and trying not to get hated on because he was gay. Pacey, well, he was the constantly in trouble, but devilishly good looking one.

Pacey (yeah, I know his name is Josh but I will call people by their tv names forever. I don’t even care) hasn’t been on tv since the Creek ended. He’s been in a few movies here and there but nothing that really sticks out in my mind. Well, besides one of my favorite childhood flicks from back in the day:

The Might Ducks. That’s right. I loved those movies. Also, he had a cameo in Ocean’s Eleven, which unfortunately I could not find a screen cap from.

Imagine my surprise when earlier this week I hear, Josh Jackson (Pacey, forever in my heart!) is going to be on 3 episodes of my most favoritest tv show ever,  Grey’s Anatomy! They should add him to the cast so my 13-year-old-self and my 23-year-old-self will be totally content with life.

Oh and even though Suri Cruise is the cutest bb in the world,

The way it should have been, guys.

I was having a discussion with my sister about things that should be illegal in regards to fashion. I’m talking huge don’ts. I consider these major fashion offense. Please feel free to add your own fashion don’ts or to contest my own rules.

1. Crocs. Are you a doctor? Are you on your feet all day that you need to wear shoes made out of foam? Yes, I am sure they are comfy but who honestly walks into a store and says, “Oh wow! Look at the those cute shoes!”. No, I really doubt you do. They are not cute. Not even a little bit. Please stop wearing them.

2. Logo tees, all over print and saying tees. Shirts that scream a brand name are not necessary. There are much more fun things to buy that don’t literally brand you. All over print was cool like 2 years ago. Now you can throw anything all over a hoodie and people with buy it. Tees with sayings on them, yeah, not witty or funny. If you need your shirt to be funny to get attention, that does not say much for your glowing personality.

3. Victoria Secret PINK. Not so much the items, more the girls who decide to wear a full on PINK sweat suit. PINK sweat suit because are too lazy to get a regular outfit on, but still have enough time to do their hair and cake on the make up. I have to admit, I do own PINK items but I most definitely DO NOT wear them out in public to the mall or to school. I really just like the little dog, to be honest.

4. Fake designer handbags. I know some handbags are ridiculously priced. Not everyone can afford a $1200 bag, I know I can’t. But if you are going to buy a fake bag, please at least let it be a good fake. And don’t wear your replica Stam with your ratty tee shirt or sweatpants. It just makes it all the more unbelievable.

5. Ugg boots. Ugg boots are practical if you live somewhere it gets cold. Wearing Uggs with your denim mini is just ridiculous. Throw leggings on under the mini and you will make me flinch.

6. This is the most important rule of all. Listen closely. LEGGINGS ARE NOT PANTS. No, I’m sorry, they are not pants. Leggings under skirts or dresses are also not cute but not as bad. Big shirts and leggings are gross. Metallic leggings, print leggings, latex looking leggings, lace bottomed leggings, THEY ARE NOT PANTS. THEY WILL NEVER BE PANTS. STOP WEARING THEM AS PANTS.

Linds, take note. Leggings = not pants.